i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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