She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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