I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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