i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
