I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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