he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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