we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
