I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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