sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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