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Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize