He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize