I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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