This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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