So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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