She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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