This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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