Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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