Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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