i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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