i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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