do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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