I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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