Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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