Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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