YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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