Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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