He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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