This girl is more easily done than said...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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