If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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