i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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