3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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