i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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