whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I am one with the molecules
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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