I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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