worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just cropdusted the office
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
don't judge my taste in strippers
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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