dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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