hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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