i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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