i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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