it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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