You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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