Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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