no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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