god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
