Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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