What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
