I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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