im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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