U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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