That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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