You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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