It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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