yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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