Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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